You are a KERRYing person!
the things we kerry
kerrying on and on
be very kerryful
strawkerries and cream
the things we kerry
A friend's mother sends in a piece of fan-mail. You may need to read between the lines:
I’m Gabe's mother and a lifelong pun aficionado. I think puns are the highest form of humor. I wrote a term paper in college all in puns.
As Gabe’s Ma, you know I appreciate smart humor, and I find your pun blog is simply Ma-velous.
You now have a place of honor on my Favorites toolbar....where I go everyday at cocktail hour for a screwdriver.
Add me to your list of fans....and believe me, I’m no blowhard.
Keep on keeping on,
Dear Mrs. L,
Thank you so much for writing!! I had to pull out my Lil' Orphan Annie decoder ring to try to catch all of the hidden meanings and word play, and like a three-year-old in a fireworks shop, had a blast.
I’M GLAD MY ATTEMPTS AT HUMOR DIDN’T BOMB.
I highly encourage you to take part in our very "active" comments section. If you choose not to comment, that's fine... the site will continue wit or wit-out you... day and night, rain or shine, weather you like it or not.
I DID POST A COMMENT ALTHOUGH AFTER SO MANY OF YOUR GOOD PUNS, IT WAS SOMEWHAT OF AN ANTI-CLIMATES.
So grab the bull by the horns and steer us in the right direction!
PARTICIPATING IS CALF THE FUN!
Some of our readers (once again, thanks to all 6 of you) may have noticed one of the most belligerent commenters in Punrise, Punset history. His name is Das Spunken. And here is his story:
Hi I just wanted to say how poor your blog is. I have featured it on my site http://dasspunken.blogspot.com/.His site goes on to call our beloved Punrise an "exceedingly piss poor excuse for prose."
Das Spunken Treasure Chest
Das Spunken like a true genius
Ouch! I did something bad and Da's Spunken me!
Play Das Spunken Music, White Boy
You've Been Das Spunken'd with Ashton Kutcher
Das Spunken Word / Poetry Jam
Das Spunken Cheeks
Das SpunKen and Barbie
Bob CosDas Spunken
On halloween (drunk in pumpkin patch): Dasspunken we want!
Das Dunken Donuts
Das Spunken Brewster
You Das Stunken the toilet up
Sid and Nancy? Das spunken rock!
Das Da Story of my Life Spunken
Das Slam Spunken
Das de way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I Spunk it!
Das Flunken Me In Math Class
Really? Das spunken incredible!
An IM conversation with Michelle and Drue:
Spam I Am
What follows is an example of how bad puns are taking over my life:
An IM Convo with Peter and Michelle