Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Fromage to You: The Cheese Post

Let me SHRED some light on the subject of cheese...

I fell off my bike and broke my Parm.
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a Cheddar.
Herman Muenster
The bank denied me for a Provolone.
I Dream of Ciligiene.
To Brie, or not to Brie...that is the cheese question!
Ricotta get going!
Just in Queso.
We Gouda get outta this place...
I was skinny dipping and everyone saw my Camabert-ass!
Hey! Don't get Fraiche with me, mister!
Janet Pecorino looks like a man.
Baseball Great Reggiano Jackson
Cheesus Christ!
In Gruyere 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue...
I Feta not have another, I'm driving.
Now I'm typing in a different Fontal
Dad said you have to rake the Yarg.
She's Cheddar off without him...
I Swiss you when you are away.
Halloumi back, y'all!!
Cow shit is sometimes called Manouri.
Asiago dead people!
Ewe Bleu It!!
There's Stiltons of rubble to be removed.
Jack is feeling Scrumpy today.
We fight - Romano e Romano!

Maybe I can Wedge in a few more here.....

You are the Cheese Knees!
Rolling Stone publisher, Parmesan Wenner
You Havarti the most beautiful eyes.
Stephen King is a little Morbier in his writing style.
You have the Brie to my heart.
Ed McMahon (oh crap that's how he actually spells it!)
Fontina Yothers played Jennifer Keaton on Family Ties
Fromage to Eternity

I Butter quit, I'm running out here.....

...GOD.....that was Grating!

posted by Drue!


Blogger The Write Stuff said...

Love your puns -- I could just Edam up.

J'Accuse and Nana were written by Gorgonzola.

See the USA in your chevre-lay. (Is everyone who reads this blog too young to understand this reference?)

The little boy took a Cheez Whiz in the Bucheron behind the house.

One of my favorite search engines is Ask Cheese.

Remember the I Love Lucy episode in which Lucy gets drunk doing a commercial for Velveeta-meatavegamin Vitamins? Her husband, Ricky Ricotta, got really angry.

I am very fondue of you.

Fromage to Eternity.

She was between a Roquefort and a hard place.

Muhammad Ali was born caseus Clay.

Gruyere Beware.

Rush Limburger stinks as a radio host.

In America, you're considered innocent until Provolone guilty.

8:09 PM  
Blogger Drue said...


3:40 AM  
Blogger The Write Stuff said...

Oops - I noticed too late that I repeated one of Drue's puns, but once I published it, it was a feta compli.

4:34 AM  
Anonymous kiki said...

quit eye'n my dinner. this is Nacho cheese!!

8:15 AM  
Anonymous luke said...

I camembert to wait for the next lot!

3:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cheesus Christ!


Cheese & rice!

3:03 AM  
Blogger Ian said...

Wow! Puns like those really need to be handled Caerphilly.

Still, tones have not been raised in anger and we should brie thankful for this - I camembert it when hostilities start.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think you're all just clutching at cheese straws

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was so cheesy, it's Swisspicious

2:00 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

This box said "enter your comment".
It could have said, "Do you aGruyère not?".

10:24 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

...and I would have said, "No whey!".

10:25 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

Well, it's late, so I'm going to bed. Hope I can sleep ok cos my bed is pretty old and funky: you might say the cot age is past its prime.

10:28 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

As I said to my friend Ms. Fey, "isn't this fun, Tina?".

10:29 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

Very few know that the famous French novelist, Émile Zola, is a 49ers fan. He has missed a lot of games recently, but was at the one today. He kept asking why Frank Gore wasn't in there. A friend had to explain, saying, Gore gone, Zola".

10:30 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

But Zola was very impressed with Kapernick's big hair. He even wrote a short piece about that hairdo. He called it his "fromage".

10:31 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

And a Mexican friend of his, who didn't get the reference, said, "k, so...?"

10:32 PM  
Blogger Timothy Witten said...

That was pretty bad, I guess....probably had you going to the fridge for Morbier.

10:33 PM  

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