Saturday, September 10, 2005

pun at the zoo

both overheard and made up on the spot (imagine the really bad ones being said by a dad in dockers pushing a stroller or his wife tracking the five year old who is running up ahead.):

you lied, so you're a lion.
well, you cheated, so you're a cheetah.
absolute pandamonium.
i'm going to the store to get some pandaphanilia.
hot piece of octopussy.
the heat is unbearable.
[long haired orangutan] look! it's a rastatan.
they should rename it hippopootamus.


Blogger Drue said...

Mom, dad and the Eleinfants
Boa Derek
Parrot Hilton
I'm not koalafied for this...
Toucan do it!!
Iguana go home now...
I'm puffin cigarettes.
Rhino that you know...
Tortis the season!

(posted by KangaDrue)

7:09 AM  
Blogger caroline said...

Seala Ward. wahaha.

4:09 PM  

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