Tuesday, September 13, 2005

No Can Doo

Saturday, September 10, 2005

pun at the zoo

both overheard and made up on the spot (imagine the really bad ones being said by a dad in dockers pushing a stroller or his wife tracking the five year old who is running up ahead.):

you lied, so you're a lion.
well, you cheated, so you're a cheetah.
absolute pandamonium.
i'm going to the store to get some pandaphanilia.
hot piece of octopussy.
the heat is unbearable.
[long haired orangutan] look! it's a rastatan.
they should rename it hippopootamus.