What the--?!! Das Spunkin Bullshit!
Some of our readers (once again, thanks to all 6 of you) may have noticed one of the most belligerent commenters in Punrise, Punset history. His name is Das Spunken. And here is his story:
Hi I just wanted to say how poor your blog is. I have featured it on my site http://dasspunken.blogspot.com/.His site goes on to call our beloved Punrise an "exceedingly piss poor excuse for prose."
To us, this sounded like the perfect opportunity to take advantage of "Das Spunken"...the only way we know how...
Das Spunken Treasure Chest
Das Spunken like a true genius
Ouch! I did something bad and Da's Spunken me!
Play Das Spunken Music, White Boy
You've Been Das Spunken'd with Ashton Kutcher
Das Spunken Word / Poetry Jam
Das Spunken Cheeks
Das SpunKen and Barbie
Bob CosDas Spunken
On halloween (drunk in pumpkin patch): Dasspunken we want!
Das Dunken Donuts
Das Spunken Brewster
You Das Stunken the toilet up
Sid and Nancy? Das spunken rock!
Das Da Story of my Life Spunken
Das Slam Spunken
Das de way (uh-huh, uh-huh) I Spunk it!
Das Flunken Me In Math Class
Really? Das spunken incredible!
[Thanks to Chelsea and Michelle]