Challenge!
WORD: MACHETE
Took machete to the levy, but the levy was dry
Paper machete
Machete potatoes
"Are you still feeling bad, how're you?"
"Ech. I'machete"
This is a challenge to Drue.
Thanks to Chelsea and a reluctant Michelle (machete potatoes).
posted by Drue @ 11:33 AM
8 Comments:
It should be noted that I also added "Machete to the Church on Time." No surprise - she's one UNfair lady. Boo.
OK, if you guys don't want me to hang out....just tell me so!!
This is a tough one, but I think I can eek through enough to meet the challenge!!
ChelseaMachete.blogspot.com (this is a cheap one)
Spermachete
Ho Chi Machete
..I love living in machete...
Summer In machete
Apple Brown Machete
Gilette Machete 3 Razor
The mysterious Machete of the North
M*A*C*H*E*T*E 4077TH
Machete Pfeiffer
...they did the Machete, the MONSTER machete...
Machete car won't make it there
At the party they threw machete
How'd I do?
I liked Chelsea Machete and M*A*C*Hete. (The ones that sound like the word seem the best to me, ie, same vowel sound).
But I gotta say, I think we may have out-challenged ourselves with this one...
:)
I gotta give it to you Drue. Half of them I don't get, but I ain't too quick. The only bone to pick? Michelle PFEIFFER???? HELLO! I'M. RIGHT. HERE.
This was a real SLASH AND BURN. All these machete jokes really CUT ME UP! I guess we are just a bunch of HACKS who can't SLICE IT!! I hope some HACKER doesn't post here with POINTED comments that CUT US OFF AT THE KNEE!!!
I wasn't too proud of some of those, this was a tough one.
Even so, I had a few more:
Machete n' meatballs
machetiquette
Racecar driver Mario Machete
You can put those extra tools in machete (ma-shed-e!)
We should give ourselves a pat on the back for having such SHARP wits!
Michelle, I am so sorry....I have no excuse for excluding you. (I shouldn't have CUT YOU OUT!)
Ahem
I would like some credit for a number of the 'machette' puns, such as "machettiquette' and others that shall remain nameless. I'll give you a hint, they all had the word 'machette' in them somewhere.
I will admit, on the second go round with machete, Mirriam did give me machetiquette.
I'm glad she is seeking credit, her interest in puns is growing!
no, its not growing. In fact, if anything, my tolerance for puns is quite puny.
i'm just not as hostile as Das Spunky Brewster or whatever he/she/it is.
And, there is so much to read on this blog that it totally distracts me from the sadness that is my universe.
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