Tuesday, August 17, 2004



Took machete to the levy, but the levy was dry

Paper machete

Machete potatoes

"Are you still feeling bad, how're you?"
"Ech. I'machete"

This is a challenge to Drue.

Thanks to Chelsea and a reluctant Michelle (machete potatoes).


Blogger Michelle Collins said...

It should be noted that I also added "Machete to the Church on Time." No surprise - she's one UNfair lady. Boo.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Drue said...

OK, if you guys don't want me to hang out....just tell me so!!

This is a tough one, but I think I can eek through enough to meet the challenge!!

ChelseaMachete.blogspot.com (this is a cheap one)

Ho Chi Machete
..I love living in machete...
Summer In machete
Apple Brown Machete
Gilette Machete 3 Razor
The mysterious Machete of the North
M*A*C*H*E*T*E 4077TH
Machete Pfeiffer
...they did the Machete, the MONSTER machete...
Machete car won't make it there
At the party they threw machete

How'd I do?

2:07 PM  
Blogger Chelsea Peretti said...

I liked Chelsea Machete and M*A*C*Hete. (The ones that sound like the word seem the best to me, ie, same vowel sound).

But I gotta say, I think we may have out-challenged ourselves with this one...


2:31 PM  
Blogger Michelle Collins said...

I gotta give it to you Drue. Half of them I don't get, but I ain't too quick. The only bone to pick? Michelle PFEIFFER???? HELLO! I'M. RIGHT. HERE.

5:52 PM  
Blogger Drue said...

This was a real SLASH AND BURN. All these machete jokes really CUT ME UP! I guess we are just a bunch of HACKS who can't SLICE IT!! I hope some HACKER doesn't post here with POINTED comments that CUT US OFF AT THE KNEE!!!

I wasn't too proud of some of those, this was a tough one.

Even so, I had a few more:

Machete n' meatballs
Racecar driver Mario Machete
You can put those extra tools in machete (ma-shed-e!)

We should give ourselves a pat on the back for having such SHARP wits!

Michelle, I am so sorry....I have no excuse for excluding you. (I shouldn't have CUT YOU OUT!)

6:31 AM  
Blogger notguilty said...


I would like some credit for a number of the 'machette' puns, such as "machettiquette' and others that shall remain nameless. I'll give you a hint, they all had the word 'machette' in them somewhere.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Drue said...

I will admit, on the second go round with machete, Mirriam did give me machetiquette.

I'm glad she is seeking credit, her interest in puns is growing!

6:07 AM  
Blogger notguilty said...

no, its not growing. In fact, if anything, my tolerance for puns is quite puny.

i'm just not as hostile as Das Spunky Brewster or whatever he/she/it is.

And, there is so much to read on this blog that it totally distracts me from the sadness that is my universe.

11:26 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home