Baltimore...or Less

This weekend I finally found an apartment in Baltimore...

...which got me punning

Baltimore

Mining for BaltiORE.
This post is a real BaltiCHORE.
I dropped my pizza on the BaltiFLOOR.
I don’t know if I can live here, with these BaltiMORONS.
Bush should have never gotten us into this BaltiWAR.
The lion’s BaltiROAR.
BaltiPOUR me another shot!
That story is old time BaltiLORE.
What’s the BaltiSCORE on the game?
Maryland’s Ladies of the Evening: BaltiWHORES!
My feet are BaltiSORE.
This movie is a real BaltiSNORE.
Mount Vernon’s heaviest rock acts: BaltiCORE

Posted by [Drue]

Dead Beat Bloggers (Update)

As some of you have noticed, the pun team has been very busy recently.

Michelle has been busy with work and Votergasm, and all of the "press junket" type stuff that goes along with that.

While Chelsea has been traveling, doing shows and struggling with her inability to smile for the camera.

Peter has just about completely fallen off of the Punrise scene, but we can't blame him....he has obligations to another comedy website.

That leaves me, Drue...and I am about to face the strangest move of my life, Baltimore.

So, what's happening with Punrise, Punset? Well, we have not forgotten you, dear readers!!

The site will continue, even if you think the Grim Reaper of Death is hovering close by...in fact, he's on vaction.

All that said, here's some Death Defying Punning!

Chronic Hell-a-tosis, you know, Bad Death
Smokin’ Crystal Deth
MacDeath
After running I need to catch my Death
Deth Comedy Jam (I suppose Deth Poety would be more current)

Gimme a Grim Beam and water
Ripped Grim from Grim
Lets go for a midnight Grim
I need to go out and Grim those hedges

Reaper by the dozen
Zoo Reaper
Street Reaper
Trapper Reaper
Carpet Reaper
When the Reaper Awakes

[posted by Drue]

ENTER THE D R A G O N

"Hey! Pick up the pace, your feet are dragon!"

"Excuse me, can I get a dragon that cigarette?"

"That meeting just dragoned and on!"

Via Chelsea's blog :)

Better chocoLATE than never!

And here is the Michelle and Chelsea post you've all been waiting on the edge of your office chairs for:

Hello kids! Let's have a little hot pun in the summertime!

The word/topic is: C H O C O L A T E

I'm chocolate to my appointment!

Cocoa bean stealin yo cash!

Life Behind chocolate Bars

Chocolate me out of this fat body

My periods Choco-late!

Choc Full of Nuts

Chocolate My People Go

My job requires my to Cho-colate papers 24/7

Timmy, write your answer on the Choc Board

Choc to the hand

Choc outline on the pavement

The Fudge Report

The zipper on my pants won't fudge

Cocoa breaking my heart (i wouldn't if i triiiied, oooo-whoooo, nobody kno-ows it, nobody kno-ohh-whoas)

All cocoa-d up

Cocoa Chanel

Cocoa-sign here

Costcocoa

I need a new Cocoat for the winter

Cocoa-vert Operation

Cocoa Ono

Chocolitoris

One Flew Over the Cocoa's Nest

Cocoa Ho and a Merry Old Soul

Livin La Vida Cocoa

Do the Cocoa-motion

The Pun Team In Hollywood (AKA PUNsel-Town)

Michelle and Chelsea have a brand new post on the way....

I just wanted to stop in and show off the "It's A Punderful Life" poster.

The film hits theaters in about a week, just in time for the Christmas season!

Be sure to check in for details!

[Posted by Drue]