Thursday, September 02, 2004

Better chocoLATE than never!

And here is the Michelle and Chelsea post you've all been waiting on the edge of your office chairs for:

Hello kids! Let's have a little hot pun in the summertime!

The word/topic is: C H O C O L A T E

I'm chocolate to my appointment!

Cocoa bean stealin yo cash!

Life Behind chocolate Bars

Chocolate me out of this fat body

My periods Choco-late!

Choc Full of Nuts

Chocolate My People Go

My job requires my to Cho-colate papers 24/7

Timmy, write your answer on the Choc Board

Choc to the hand

Choc outline on the pavement

The Fudge Report

The zipper on my pants won't fudge

Cocoa breaking my heart (i wouldn't if i triiiied, oooo-whoooo, nobody kno-ows it, nobody kno-ohh-whoas)

All cocoa-d up

Cocoa Chanel

Cocoa-sign here


I need a new Cocoat for the winter

Cocoa-vert Operation

Cocoa Ono


One Flew Over the Cocoa's Nest

Cocoa Ho and a Merry Old Soul

Livin La Vida Cocoa

Do the Cocoa-motion


Blogger Drue said...

This is a SWEET post! Your puns are just CAKED with chocolatey talent. You have definately raised the BAR with this one! I mean, it really is BITTERSWEET, you two!
We've been PUDDING puns up here for a while, but this one has been a real DELIGHT. I hope others will GODIVA right in and leave some comMINTS....if it's not too much TRUFFLE.

OK, I have to run...busy day ahead of me.

OH! I'm picking up lunch at the GHIRARDELLI, do you two want anything?

6:05 AM  
Blogger paul said...

Cocoa-ly Dokily, said Ned Flanders. And the audience laughed. Again.

Choco-lypse Now, directed by Francis Ford Chocola.

In one of the a-choco-ful gospels, Jesus plunders the cocoa reserved of Pontius Chocolate. [Ok, what is WITH me, two Christianity references now - Christianity is NOT PUNNY people!]

12:23 PM  
Blogger The Write Stuff said...

I see you guys have been on a Tootsie Roll while I was away.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Candy
Politically Incorrect starring Bill Mars Bars
Almond Joy Behar
White Chocolate by M&M
His & Hershey
Blood, Sweet, and Tears
Sugar Cane and Abel
Cocoa Chanel
My father wore Snickers until he got his first pair of long pants.
You could say that all those cool guys with white mustaches in dairy ads are Milk Dudes

9:59 AM  
Blogger Drue said...

What did you just call me?

Just because we're Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us "Snickers".

That's OUR word.

10:34 AM  
Blogger The Write Stuff said...

I almost Dru a blank trying to think of a response -- because the puns were so Good and Plenty

8:30 PM  
Blogger The Write Stuff said...

I almost Drue a blank, trying to think of a response -- because the puns were Good and Plenty (they're the ones that are black inside)

9:04 PM  
Blogger Drue said...

The second posting always drives the point home!

8:28 AM  

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